My boyfriend says completely hilarious stuff, in completely full sentences, when half asleep. These are actual quotes. Follow me and enjoy the weirdness!
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I know! They used to pay the Native Americans in beads. Why don’t they pay the Republicans in beads of violence? Or beads of crapping on you?
2 years ago
half asleep quotes/half asleep/bipartisanship/
Sante Black. The only facial cream exclusively for your butt. That’s what the sign says.
3 years ago
half asleep quotes/half asleep/quotes/your butt is as smooth as a baby's face/weird ad/